How do you organize a math party? You "coordinate" it.

Why can’t you trust an algebra teacher? Because they’re always plotting something.

How do you make one vanish? Add a G — now it’s gone.

I used to think math was useless, but then I realized that decimals have a point.

What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geome-tree.

Why don’t calculators make good friends? They can be a little too calculating.

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Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural logs.

How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.

Why was the math test so easy? Because it was a piece of pi!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of music? Algo-rhythm.

Why was the student’s graphing paper so full? Because it had too many plots!

What do you call an angle that’s adorable? Acute angle.

Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight!

What do you get when you divide a Jack-o'-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin π.

Why didn’t the student do well in graphing class? He just didn’t get the point.

Why did the fraction break up? Because it couldn’t handle the numerator’s over-the-top attitude.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why do statistics books always look worried? Too many outliers stress them out.

Why did the number 4 get kicked out of class? Because it was acting a little too square.

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Why was the function afraid of the derivative? It didn’t want to be reduced to nothing.

Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? To reach a higher degree.

Why did seven eat nine? Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals a day!

Why did the mathematician refuse to argue? Because they always come to terms.

How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you count Dracula.

How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.

Why was the number 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.

How do mathematicians flirt? They use smooth functions.

Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the natural logs.

Why did the obtuse angle always get in trouble? Because it was never right!

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.