Epic Joke of the Day: Why was 6 scared of 7? 7, 8, 9!

Why do plants hate maths? Because it gives them square roots

Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

Did you know? A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time.

Why don’t you ever talk to pi at a party? Because it just goes on and on.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.

How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you count Dracula.

How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.

How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.

Why did the student wear glasses in math class? Because it helped with di-vision.

How do you organize a math party? You "coordinate" it.

Why can’t you trust an algebra teacher? Because they’re always plotting something.

How do you make one vanish? Add a G — now it’s gone.

I used to think math was useless, but then I realized that decimals have a point.

What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geome-tree

Why don’t calculators make good friends? They can be a little too calculating.

Why did the obtuse angle always get in trouble? Because it was never right!

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