How do you organize a math party? You "coordinate" it.
Why can’t you trust an algebra teacher? Because they’re always plotting something.
How do you make one vanish? Add a G — now it’s gone.
I used to think math was useless, but then I realized that decimals have a point.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geome-tree.
Why don’t calculators make good friends? They can be a little too calculating.
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Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural logs.
Why did the fraction break up? Because it couldn’t handle the numerator’s over-the-top attitude.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why do statistics books always look worried? Too many outliers stress them out.
Why did the number 4 get kicked out of class? Because it was acting a little too square.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why was the function afraid of the derivative? It didn’t want to be reduced to nothing.
Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? To reach a higher degree.
Why did seven eat nine? Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
Why did the mathematician refuse to argue? Because they always come to terms.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you count Dracula.
How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.
Epic Joke of the Day: Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
Did you know? A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time.
Why don’t you ever talk to pi at a party? Because it just goes on and on.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.
Why did the student wear glasses in math class? Because it helped with di-vision.
Why did the obtuse angle always get in trouble? Because it was never right!
Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
